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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 1, 2007 11:37:12 GMT
Lmfao! I remember that. I was so stressed that day, struggling to revise and m'words got all mixed up, didn't they? Eh, well ...
"You should've never trusted Hollywood." ~ Lost In Hollywood, System Of A Down
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Post by lycoris on Sept 1, 2007 22:48:52 GMT
I have several from Rosie that I simply have to post. Also some from Scott. But first one from Charlotte. "So I had a fight with a box of condoms..." "I shall crawl and weave my way home." "What time are you knocking off whatever you're knocking off?" "That is the bellow of a mother cow who has just seen Mr. Hartley's trousers do unspeakable things to it's child." "Gynoioiee!" All from Rosie except the top one. "You stabbed my tit!" "Shut up, would you like your name to be Bollock Boy?" "It's a nudist rabbit colony!" "They're basically a bunch of masturbating aphids." "You ever do it on top of a sky scrapper during a light show?" "I can't eat fish because I am betrothed to a mermaid." All from Scott. He says more weird things that I realised.
One of my personal favourites is from a History lesson though. Baxter: Tim, I've said your name three times now. Tim: And I've loved it every time.
Real life beats anything else. Except maybe Sam and Max Hit the Road.
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RAND_AL'THOR
It's a cat wearing a tiny hat, and you can never unsee that.
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Post by RAND_AL'THOR on Sept 21, 2007 15:56:31 GMT
"Great Scott!"
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Crypto
Elite Exorcist
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Post by Crypto on Sept 22, 2007 19:39:57 GMT
Live Long And Prosper. =]
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Absinthe
Stick it in your happy place.
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Post by Absinthe on Sept 22, 2007 22:26:42 GMT
Did I rock the family boat by dining on the help?
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Post by lycoris on Sept 22, 2007 23:59:43 GMT
This one's being going through my head for a while. "You can quantify fire: on a scale of 1 to 10, how crispy are you?"
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 23, 2007 12:26:11 GMT
"Spread two by four."
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Post by lycoris on Sept 23, 2007 16:05:53 GMT
"Charlotte feels like she's on a roller coaster but I don't and I'm glad because I don't like heights."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 23, 2007 18:24:34 GMT
I don't! xD It's a perfectly valid thing to say, even if drunk. I shouldn't do the 'oh come here, Sophie ...' one, should I? Okay, I'll think of another ...
"You can't charge me for Britney Spears being Prime Minister."
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Post by lycoris on Sept 24, 2007 15:13:51 GMT
Have I put the panmacakes one? I want to put it anyway. "I don't like panmacakes." "What are panmacakes?" "They're like pancakes but flatter." Here's a special one from the trip though. "Matt, that's not your torch, that's my bum."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 24, 2007 17:10:25 GMT
"Remember, it's not who you know; it's who you blow." I heard two guys from our year talking as we were coming down the steps in briefing, and one of them said that.
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Post by lycoris on Sept 24, 2007 17:59:58 GMT
"Remember, it's not who you know; it's who you blow." I heard two guys from our year talking as we were coming down the steps in briefing, and one of them said that. That's...special... "That's not a head, it's a lady lump." "The way you moo." "On a scale of muslim fail from 1 to jilalabi..." "I'm Frodo Baggins...yeah I'm in Middle Earth...I'm in Devon.." The last one I overheard Mr. Chauhan (sp) saying on his mobile when we were coming back from the woodland.
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 24, 2007 19:06:12 GMT
It was James Beckwith saying it to James King. I don't know why. "I'm as young today as the day I was born, and you call me a knight, but I'm only a pawn. In the grand scheme of things, I'm an ape on a string, but I will pull my masters down with me." Yaay, I love Fiction Plane.
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Post by lycoris on Sept 26, 2007 19:30:31 GMT
It was James Beckwith saying it to James King. I don't know why. It's from Peep Show apparently. "THERE'S A PLUG UNDER YOUR BED!!!" My friend on MSN is pissing me off and I just had to show an extract from our conversation. I'd considered getting him to join here but I think I'm glad I didn't. Kyon says: Your not going to say anything? Lycoris - Senna 80% says: i'm a little busy Lycoris - Senna 80% says: i have a few too many things to do before i discuss sola Kyon says: So the guy named Takeshi demands where Matsuri is.
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Sept 27, 2007 15:44:20 GMT
This is supposed to be 'quote of the moment' as in cool quotes. Anything related to that guy cannot be cool.
Cordelia: "Hey, what are friends for?" *Darla silently enters through front door* Darla: "If you ask me, knocking you up and leaving you high and dry." *she is prego with Angel's baby*
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