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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Mar 15, 2008 16:14:32 GMT
"These people base-jumped out of a helicopter. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt." ~ Juliet, LOST
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Absinthe
Stick it in your happy place.
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Post by Absinthe on Mar 21, 2008 0:03:44 GMT
"Let's pretend we don't exist / Let's pretend we're in Antarctica" -[Wraith Pinned to the Mist (and Other Games)] by [Of Montreal]
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Mar 21, 2008 18:38:18 GMT
"I want me lawyer!" "And I wanna hump Britt Ekland. What're you gonna do about it?" ~ DCI Gene Hunt, Life on Mars
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Post by lycoris on Mar 24, 2008 11:01:58 GMT
This is from a match on Team Fortress 2 and said by a guy called The Epic Medic.
"I have a degree in doctoring and shit."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Apr 8, 2008 12:08:05 GMT
As Kat should know, Charlotte and I come out with a lot of weird things whilst drunk. This was whilst I tried to figure out where to put a DVD, so we could play it:
"Where does this go?" "In a hole somewhere. There's a lot of them around, but I'm sure we'll find the right one eventually." "Okay, but please let's not have too much of a search party. I don't want to be naked."
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Post by lycoris on Apr 10, 2008 19:58:50 GMT
I have a great one, someone wrote this on Wikipedia.
"With the Berlin Conference of 1884/85 as a foundation, Africa was apportioned among the European powers almost as if it were a cake."
The short version of this is "Africa is a lie."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Apr 12, 2008 22:11:05 GMT
'Saffron': "Did she raise you by herself?" Mal: "Yeah, her and forty other hands." Sophie and Charlotte: "Oh my God! "
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Post by lycoris on Apr 13, 2008 19:37:05 GMT
'Saffron': "Did she raise you by herself?" Mal: "Yeah, her and forty other hands." Sophie and Charlotte: "Oh my God! " That's horrible. "Turn that bass up, my ears are barely bleeding."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Apr 14, 2008 15:57:36 GMT
I can't believe we had to explain it to Rosie. Wilson: "A model answer, Sophie."
Sorry, just had to show off about my wonderful essay ^_^.
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Post by lycoris on Apr 14, 2008 18:51:39 GMT
"The game is brought to us by Suda 51, the 51st result of an illegal Japanese cloning experiment to create the world's most auter (sp) game designer, Sudas 1 through 50 having perished after their minds failed to absorb the necessary level of pretentiousness."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Apr 15, 2008 16:28:03 GMT
Mental person sleeptalking: "Sleepy Mexican community, stop feeding me marshmallows!"
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Post by lycoris on Apr 15, 2008 20:15:25 GMT
Mental person sleeptalking: "Sleepy Mexican community, stop feeding me marshmallows!" Damn you, I can here with the intention of writing that. "I want a hard shell whooping terrior. Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!" "Do rats have spines?"
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Absinthe
Stick it in your happy place.
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Post by Absinthe on Apr 23, 2008 3:55:36 GMT
The Misfits - Helena: "If I cut off your arms / and cut off your legs / Would you still love me anyway?"
Now I want to watch Boxing Helena again...
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on May 29, 2008 15:27:02 GMT
I don't even understand this little in-joke that you and Megan have, Kat, but just reading it cracks me up. "That bird knows."
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Post by lycoris on May 30, 2008 19:50:52 GMT
Well it does.
Stealing some more off Something Awful, still things people have said in their sleep. "Yes, I f**ked a duck." "It's a SNAKE! KILL IT!" "I'm the nuclear fallout for tonight, so I'll have to do, now eat your cake and let's get going". "HOLY SHIT, IT'S BIG RYAN'S DAD!". "STEVE MARTIN IN CHEAPER BY THE GODDAMN DOZEN!" "Oh JESUS NO! IT'S THE GREEN RANGER! ON THE RIGHT!" "Phil Collins!"
"The crunchy bees are under the window."
"Crunchy bees?"
"They're piling up and I can't sweep up them anymore. They are dying by the thousands!"
"You stole my warm." " I don't care if we're out of soap I'm not buying any peanuts." "There is no way there is that much money in the world!!" "It speaks about the cat negatively."
Man, that is still my favourite article on the site.
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