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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on May 31, 2008 12:24:59 GMT
XD
Sophie: "See-saw, Marjory Dawe, Johnny has a new lover; he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning! Wait ... who's Marjory Dawe?" Charlotte and Kat: "Yes, because that's the part to question!"
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Post by lycoris on Jul 24, 2008 15:36:34 GMT
"Watch me make this pencil disappear." "Why so serious?" "Poor unfortunate souls, go ahead, make your choice. It won't cost much - just your voice."
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 24, 2008 16:38:40 GMT
YOUR VOICE! ;D That's like, the antithesis to our publication.
Hmmm, quotes, quotes, quotes. Ooh, I loved Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog; there were some good ones in there. Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, singing "Well, this is really nice; I might just sleep with the same girl twice; they say it's better they second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff" was hilarious, as was the gay guy and his two female friends suddenly popping up and singing "we do the weird stuff!" in a desperate bid to get him to sleep with them xD. And when he first apprehended Dr. Horrible, the way he said "it's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible; lacy, gently wafting curtains" absolutely cracked me up.
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Post by lycoris on Jul 24, 2008 16:45:05 GMT
"Oh, look at my wrist, I've gotta go!"
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 24, 2008 17:18:36 GMT
Hee hee ;D. Putting Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion together was a genius move, that only a genius such as Joss Whedon could possible have devised.
Following from that note, to an extent; my brother watched Serenity again recently and reminded me of a particularly funny moment, which he kept quoting over and over again, causing me to chuckle a lot xD. Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! Mal: Oh, God! I can't know that! Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Post by lycoris on Jul 25, 2008 9:22:19 GMT
Have to get this one before you Sophie.
"EET'S BLUE AND BLUE ON DE TING!"
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 25, 2008 11:42:21 GMT
Lmfao, I didn't even think to post that one. ;D Well, here's another Serenity one: Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Mal: Define 'interesting'. Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
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Post by lycoris on Jul 25, 2008 20:39:53 GMT
A Batman Beyond one.
Terry: Clinton...umm... Max: Come on, Terry. Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one. Terry; They're all boring. In class next day. Terry: Who was the boring one?
Written before Bush was elected. I'd say they predict well but Bush has had so many funny lines in his speeches. And then there's this wonderful one from Not Always Right.
Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.” Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.” Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!” Me: *mouth wide open*
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 25, 2008 21:11:48 GMT
Lmfao, that was hilarious. I could quote a lot of things from today, but far too many of them are too inappropriate for Proboards, so I'll just copy what we wrote down.
Rosie: "Oh, I just thought that Wheel of Time had this parallel dimension that was like this crazy sexy-time world full of snowy mountains and barbarians."
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It's a cat wearing a tiny hat, and you can never unsee that.
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Post by RAND_AL'THOR on Jul 27, 2008 3:06:34 GMT
"Fun will now commence." --Seven of Nine (ST:V 6.18 Ashes to Ashes)
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 27, 2008 11:36:46 GMT
I can't remember if this one is from Firefly or Serenity, but I know that whichever it is, it's early on in the film/episode.
Zoe: [To Mal] Sir, I think you've got a problem in that your brain don't work.
That always cracks me up. I love how she mocks her Captain, and yet is still fiercely loyal to him xD. Actually, I could quote Firefly and Serenity 'til the cows come home. For example, Wash playing with his dinosaur figurines on the cockpit console is genius:
Wash: "Everything looks good from here... [beat ... playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console] Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive." [as Stegosaurus] "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it ... 'This Land'." [as T-Rex] "I think we should call it...your grave!" [as Stegosaurus] "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" as T-Rex] "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh ... now die!" [as Stegosaurus, getting mauled to death] "Ohh! Oh, God, oh no, oh, ohhh dear!"
Then a little light starts flashing as a warning, and he throws them all on the floor as he realises they've been detected by the Alliance xD.
Of course, Inara/Mal is also brilliance incarnate, at times, especially in the episode Our Mrs. Reynolds, when he thinks that Inara let Saffron kiss her xD.
Inara: [angry] "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?" Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
Hee hee: Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction." Zoe: "We live in a space ship, dear."
Lastly, there are Jayne's silly voices, such as the one he uses when pretending to read out Simon's diary: Jayne: [mock reading Simon's journal] "Dear Diary ... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." [flips page] "Today, we were kidnapped by hill-folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
XD He sounds very cheery when he says that.
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Post by lycoris on Jul 29, 2008 22:24:00 GMT
"Who is Manga?"
"Justice has a name and it's name, besides justice, is Captain Hammer."
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Post by RAND_AL'THOR on Jul 30, 2008 15:15:42 GMT
You know, I don't quite like the character, but another funny quote from her:
"You became sexually aroused in my body!" --Seven of Nine to the Doctor (ST:V 7.07 Body and Soul), after transferring the Doctor's program to the mobile emitter.
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Post by Surreptitious Cardboard Box on Jul 30, 2008 23:07:50 GMT
Hmmies, what funny quotes can I think of? Oh, I was thinking of this earlier. I haven't seen it in ages, but it's from the episode, Innocence of season two of Buffy, where the gang is breaking into a military compound or something to steal some RPG type missilie-launcher that Buffy needs to defeat this demon that Spike and Drusilla recently reawoke. Even worse is that Angel had just lost his soul, after his moment of perfect happiness with Buffy, and thus he is Angelus again, and has returned to his old maties (Spike and Dru). Anyway, Cordy and Xander had recently started their secret 'relationship' and they're on guard or something in this warehouse.
Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex? Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
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Post by RAND_AL'THOR on Aug 2, 2008 17:43:12 GMT
Link: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!" King of Hyrule: "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for." Link: "I just wonder what Ganon's up to right now!"
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